Chicken Wings VS Drumsticks – Who WON???

Last week we shared how we answered the question, “How long have you two been together?” Talk about exponential learning curves… the follow-up question we’ve been getting is now:

“You live, work, play, travel – everything! – together. How do you stay together?”

And before we could answer, the next set of questions will come:

“Do you fight at all? Who wins when you do?”

Ooh we love a good question!

So I (usually Val) answer with the six most powerful words in English:

Let me tell you a story…

There was a couple who have been married for 50 years. One day, the Wife told the Husband, “Let’s get a divorce. I’m not happy at all. I can’t do this anymore.”

Because the Husband loved his wife so much – he wanted more than anything, for her to be happy – he agreed. “Would you at least sit down and have one more meal with me, before you go? Let me cook for you one last time.”

“Sure.” The Wife shrugged.

The next day, the Husband went out bright and early to the local farmers’ market and bought home the freshest ingredients. He then spent the rest of the day in the kitchen, cooking the very same meal he’d cooked for his soon-to-be-ex-wife when he’d proposed to her.

Honey-glazed roast chicken, rosemary potatoes, and olive-oil Brussels sprouts.

The whole house was filled with delicious aromas of the Husband’s cooking as he set the dining table, placed a vase of fresh flowers, and lit the candles. Dinner’s ready.

Chicken Wings VS Drumsticks

“Thank you for joining me. Thank you for saying yes to me 50 years ago. And thank you for saying yes to this parting meal.” Husband said to Wife, as he carefully carved out the chicken drumsticks and placed it on her beautifully plated meal.

He gave her the best parts of the chicken – moist, tender, juicy meat; and served himself only the wings. He gave her the cooked just right potatoes and brussel sprouts, and served himself the ones that were charred and burnt and broken.

As he sat down to tuck into his meal, he noticed tears streaming down the face of his beloved. “What’s wrong?”

The Wife burst out, “Everything! Don’t you see? This is why I can’t do this anymore! Why do you have to make me eat those damn drumsticks every time???”

Flabbergasted, the Husband tried to wipe her tears off with his napkin and comfort her.

“B-b-but… the drumsticks are the best part of the chicken! They are my favorite! I wanted you to have the best so I gave them to you and ate the scrawny wings myself. I gave you the best! C’mon now. Please stop crying!”

The Wife blew her nose in his napkin, took a deep breath and said:

“But the wings are MY favorite parts.”

By the time we reach to this part of the story, our listeners are either in tears or laughter, or both. Sometimes, a deafening silence ensues.

But this story has come to be a signature code in our lives.

Asking each other, “Are you doing a chicken wings VS drumsticks?” has become code for…

  • [bctt tweet=”Are you doing what you think is best for me, VS what I know is best for myself?”]
  • Are you loving me at the expense of yourself – giving me the nice potatoes and Brussels sprouts and keeping the trashy ones to yourself? I don’t trust this love because it’s not sustainable. I can’t love someone who doesn’t love herself.
  • Are you asking me to stop crying, whining, ranting, complaining by giving me solutions and telling me what to do? Stop. Because what I really want is just your shoulder to cry on, your ears to pour my grievances into, your heart to bear witness to the suffering of my heart, and your shirt sleeve to wipe my snort on.

When we hear each other say “chicken wings VS drumsticks” to each other (especially in a disagreement), it’s our cue to pause and consider:

  1. How are our realities different from each other with regards to this experience we’re having? (I.e. what’s the wing and what’s the drumstick here?)
  2. What trashy parts have I been keeping to myself, that is coming out in this fight right now? What is the most loving thing to do for myself, first?
  3. Have I offered my napkin for her to wipe her tears and blow her nose, so that she can breathe, see, and think clearly, before I even offer a single word or advice or solution?

Tay VS Val

Who would have guessed? That a story of an old couple and their fight between chicken wings VS drumsticks would save us from each other and from ourselves – countless times on this shared journey together.

On this note, of course we fight! We’re humans and we have our emotional triggers, perspective biases, and default reactions, too.

In fact, we’ve gotten so good in our fights, we’re including a segment about building loving relationships through fighting your chicken wings against the drumsticks of others in our upcoming love retreat!

And you thought we were going to teach unconditional love and spice and all things nice, didn’t you? ;)

What about you?

What do you do when you find yourself in a fight – with your partners (in life and/or business), with your friends and family, with your various “selves”?

What’s your habitual reaction? Do you have a signature code or mantra that anchors you back to your heart-center? What other tools do you have to mitigate disagreements?

We’d love to hear from you. Leave us a comment below.

We read every word.

With chicken wings and drumsticks,
Val (with a bit of Tay)

P.S. And just in case you really wanna know who wins in a fight between Tay and Val, I really wanna say me :P But the truth is here.

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